Research reveals 'no time of the month' and cheap haircuts as best things about being a man

Best thing about being a man


Not having to deal with 'time of the month', not having to give birth and not having expensive haircuts have emerged as the best things about being a man, according to a new survey.

A poll commissioned by Skinny Brands, producers of 'skinny' alcoholic alternatives, studied 2,000 men and found that being able to get ready for work in ten minutes and watching football with the lads were also perceived as benefits of being a man.

Men also agreed that age is much kinder to them - grey hair “adds character” and being able to grow beard to cover up your double chin are all advantages of being a man.

On the other hand, the poll also found that going bald, getting a beer belly, the pain of getting kicked in the groin and man boobs were the worst things about being a man. 

I guess we can't have it all but we certainly have a lot of things going for us as men. Here's to enjoying all of these benefits and more!!

Here's a full list of the best and worst things about being a man...according the Skinny Brands' poll

Top 40 best things about being a man:

1. Not having to deal with 'time of the month'
2. Not having to give birth
3. Not having expensive haircuts
4. Not having to shave your legs, armpits etc.
5. Being able to go to the pub on your own
6. You can wear the same pair of shoes every day and feel happy and comfortable
7. You can wee anywhere
8. Being able to get ready to go out in ten minutes
9. Not having to queue for the loo
10. Not having to 'put our face on'
11. Lad banter
12. Being able to get ready for work in ten minutes
13. Watching footie with mates
14. You don't have to think as much about work-dress codes
15. Being able to have a four minute phone conversation and say absolutely everything that needs to be said
16. You can go to the toilet without a support group
17. Clothes are generally cheaper
18. Grey hair only adds character
19. Being able to arrange a night out in ten minutes
20. You don't have to get waxed
21. Older age is kinder to men
22. Men aren't 'bitchy' when it comes to friendships
23. Not worrying so much about your figure
24. Watching other live sporting events with friends
25. You can go shirtless on a hot day
26. Fewer fashion trends to choose from
27. Not having to straighten your hair
28. Lads holidays
29. Boobs not getting in the way.
30. Being able to grow a beard
31. Not having to try clothes on before you buy them
32. Being able to be chivalrous
33. Being asked to do 'manly jobs' like unscrewing tough jar lids
34. Catching up with their bloke mates without having to tell each other everything
35. Men don't gossip
36. People accept you have your own 'man space' such as a garage or shed
37. It's okay if you break wind amongst your male peers
38. Nobody worries if you're in your mid-thirties and still single
39. Everything in the world is black or white - there are no grey areas
40. You can play with Lego and Nerf guns as a grown up and not be judged

Top 10 worst things about being a man:

1. Going bald
2. Beer belly
3. The pain experienced when getting kicked in the groin
4. Man boobs
5. Being expected to fix things
6. Cutting your face shaving
7. People assuming life is easier for men
8. Feeling like you can't show your emotions
9. Being judged when showing your emotions
10. Being told to 'man up'

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